Blog Rant

Blog. What is a blog? It sounds like something you'd find on the bottom of your shoe. I, believe it or not, don't have anything interesting to say except what the hell? I probably was going to say something witty right here and make you all laugh senselessly, but I forgot where I was going with this. Haven't any of you realized that blog spelled backwards is glob? Glob of what? A glob of shit? That's right, the next time you're in the bathroom on the toilet and you pick up your phone, you can tell your friend that your blogging. Who invented this word anyway? It's not like we have enough senseless words in the English language, now we have blog. Try using blog in a sentence and not being looked at weird. Internet conversation is meant for the Internet. That's why, when over a friend's house, you shouldn't say LOL, convo, LMAO, or any other phrase that people use on the internet while actually talking. Of course we all know what they mean, but do we really want to hear them coming out of your mouth? No. By the way, what the hell were we talking about before? Oh yea, blogs. There are so many other useless words out there that should have gone a long time ago that could have made room for blog, like pluvial or hotbox. Look them up, there seriously is a word in the dictionary called hotbox and no, it doesn't mean what you think it means. Try using either of those words in a sentence and see how many people will just look at you quizzically because they have no idea what those words mean. They're a waste of ink and paper in the dictionary and should have been thrown out before we were introduced to the word blog. In the end, it doesn't really matter what blog means. We can make up words all day and attach meanings to them if we want, so why not make up blog?